Today I found out I'm staying in a HoJo in Shanghai. I laughed out loud, actually. I go around the entire world and end up at the same chain of hotels I used to see along the highway in Virginia. Good times.
Compare that picture with the one of the HoJo in Roanoke. See the difference? If it's true that on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog, then it must be equally true that in China, nobody knows you're a third-rate motel chain.
Wanna eat some clams?